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tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

(via basedceerex)

aureat:

schwarzgrauweiss:

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

YOU FORGOT THE SHAVED LEGS BUT LITERALLY BEST FEELING EVER

YES OMG DONT FORGET THE SHAVED LEGS GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: amlour, via legalmexican)

ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

(via feat)

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

(via legalmexican)